"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone."

Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.

"I was in a boy band once myself, and let me tell you, the Backstreet Boys don't have anything on you."

"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."  

"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41... I know from experience...or at least my friend does."

"My last name is rock n' roll, actually my last name is scum." (Say it really slow)

(After this girl handed him ring that lights up when you push it...) "Joel! Lookie!" *Pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* "It's so purty!"

"Were not very good at the whole rock star thing."

"Were just kinda the awkward guys who play music."

"You just cursed on the radio!" (Said to Joel.)

"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place."

"If you're not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant."

"I got all the hoes."

"I like to rip tags off mattresses."

"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!" (said while shaking his hips back and forth) (He said this outside the club they played that turned into a dance club after and u could hear techno in the back HE WAS DANCING!)

"Joel your gloves suck!"

"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"

"That performance really moved me...I gotta go now."

Person: "Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?"

"Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! No wait...its the other way around..."

"Stop watching them making out!"

"Uh...I like dogs...I have a dog...his name is Cash."

"They call me Benji, they call him Joel."

"Thanks to Burt Backarach, red wine and candlelight and most of all thanks to my parents for doing it."

*Hands me the pen* "Can I please have It?" *puppy dog face*

"Awww. Thanks, you get a hug for that!"

"Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other."

"My ass smells like Joel."

"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you... we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow."

"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."

"I'm agoraphobic... I just want someone to love me."

(During "Seasons") "I'm really feelin' those lighters..." (like Fred Durst in the song "Outside")  *Silence*  "Oh, come on! That was supposed to be funny!"

Person: "Alotta people have that tattoo *points to spiderweb looking tattoo on his elbow* What does it mean?"

"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic."

"I can disappear watch"  ::::get up out of his seat and leaves::::

"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"

"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" - Benji (on fighting with Joel)

~Favorite Benji Quotes~

Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them!" - Benji

JOEL QUOTES

-BENJI'S THE EVIL TWIN -JOEL

-A GIRL BIT ME ONCE, SHE WALKED UP AND BIT ME. AND FOR THE RECORD, I HATED IT. AND ONE GIRL LICKED ME -JOEL

-BENJI HAD DEFINATELY BEEN CALLED A FREAK. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN CALLED A FREAK TOO, BUT HE'S DEFINATELY MORE FREAKIER THAN I AM -JOEL

-PEOPLE THINK THAT I AM A REALLY OUTGOING PERSON BECAUSE OF HOW I AM ON STAGE. BUT I'M NOT. I'M REALLY SHY -JOEL

-I WOULD NEVER SIGN TO A LABEL CALLED DEATH ROW -JOEL

-THAT'S SKATER WITH AN 8 AND BOY WITH AN I. LIKE TOTALLY! -JOEL

LUCKY FOR ME I HAD BENJI. WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN SIDEKICKS. -JOEL

-I HATED HIGH SCHOOL. I THINK ONLY ONE PERCENT OF KIDS ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT. MOST KIDS FIND THE TEENAGE EXPERIENCE A PRETTY HORRIBLE THING TO GO THROUGH. IT'S JUST AWKWARD AND WEIRD MOST OF THE TIME -JOEL

"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."

"This song is for the girls in [insert town here], because they mess with your head."

"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst."

"This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( Describing Motivation Procolomation.)

"My last name is sex. S-E-X."

"It's ourself and it's titled by us."

"Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." (Joel to Benji.)

"Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt."

"Hold your head up, it'll get better."

"He put Bengay on my nuts!"

"I got all the heys."

"I'd have sex with Britney and just makeout with Christina cause she'd have drama the next day."

"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."

"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with everyone one of you!"

"I was in Menudo." 

~Favorite Joel Quotes~

"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy

"If i were in that pit, i'd be making out with every one of you!" - Joel

"Yes, I'm pimpin' this jacket, thank you very much" ~ Joel